Showing posts with label Angelina Jolie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Angelina Jolie. Show all posts

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Angelina is one of the hottest women in the world

Angelina is one of the hottest women in the world, according to any publication that uses paper... or the Internet... or Internet paper. When not adopting entire Third-World orphanages, she stars in movies like Beowulf, now on DVD. Just one copy can feed a Zambian child for life!









Thursday, February 3, 2011

Tabloid Brazenly Claims: Angelina Jolie's Twins Have Down Syndrome!

Tabloid Brazenly Claims: Angelina Jolie's Twins Have Down Syndrome!

Look. We love celebrity gossip. It's what we do. Rumors can be just as fun to discuss as real news, even if we know they're just that - rumors.

There's a line between fun gossip and flat-out slander, however, don't you agree? To that end, Star may have just outdone itself/hit a new low.

How is that even possible? A new cover story on Angelina Jolie and her twins, Vivienne and Knox, alleging they have a serious mental disability:

Angelina's Twins: THE TRUTH
THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TWINS is not contained here at all.

Basically, the magazine makes up utter nonsense about Angelina Jolie's twins, which is to be expected. To a point. "Down Syndrome Drama" is not a laughing matter.


Few things are more depressing and sad for families than Down Syndrome, a very serious and debilitating condition. Making light of it to boost sales?

That's just low, even for you, Star.

Hopefully next week, the tabloid will return to its less-offensive roots with some ridiculousness about Jennifer Aniston carrying Brad Pitt's alien love child.


THG

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Angelina Jolie’s Parenting Tips

Angelina Jolie’s Parenting Tips


Well, regardless of how you feel about Angelina Jolie, she is the mother of six kids. She says mothers need to “cherish” every minute they have with their children. Who would argue with that?
“Just enjoy every minute of it because it goes so fast and it is the best time in your life. And strap them to you and hang out with them and sleep in the same bed with them and just love every second of it.”
It does go by so fast, doesn’t it? Angelina said part of the reason she agreed to star in ‘The Tourist’ with Johnny Depp was because of the opportunity it would give her kids.
“You just have to focus on the positive side. I got to spend two months in Venice filming which no one gets to do, with a co-star who’s so lovely, so it’s all hard to say no to.
“We make a point to stay together as a family when we’re filming, in this town you’ve got to. We take turns working so everybody packed up and went to Venice.
“I think some people are affected by fame, I’m lucky that I have a lot of kids who keep me very, very grounded.”
Angelina and Brad Pitt do seem to make the most of the opportunities that come their way as actors for their kids, don’t they?


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Justin Bieber and Angelina Jolie: Say Cheeeese!

Justin Bieber and Angelina Jolie: Say Cheeeese!

Millions of women would kill just to stand next to Justin Bieber. Sadly, scarily, we're not really exaggerating.

But don't put Angelina Jolie in that group. The actress posed alongside Justin on the red carpet of Sunday's Golden Globes, much to her chagrin, apparently.

A friend of Justin's named "jonmchu" posted the following TwitPic yesterday, claiming it was snapped when Bieber met Jolie on the red carpet. But we question its legitimacy. After all, how can any female stand next to this 16-year old and maintain her composure in such a manner?!?

Angelina and Justin

Justin didn't mind the snub. At the event, he Tweeted:

"Backstage at the Golden Globes. Everyone is here. This is nuts!!"


THG

Sunday, January 16, 2011

2011 Golden Globe Awards Ceremony

2011 Golden Globe Awards Ceremony


I’m a little nervous as we wait for it to start - Ricky Gervais is so unpredictable! LOL!
Ricky starts right off with the Charlie Sheen jokes. Gotta love it! And then right to a snarky one about “The Tourist“. Omg! I want a shot of Angelina’s reaction to that. Johnny found it funny. ;)

Does Michelle Pfeiffer have a fountain of youth in her backyard? She does not age – ever!

Finally – a few more photos! Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie,Julia Stiles, Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Halle Berry and Michelle Williams added!

Updated: Julianne Hough, Elizabeth Moss, and Olivia Wilde’s shoes! LOL!

Johnny Depp shots up finally! He looks fantastic and is so happy tonight. Every time they pan to him, he’s smiling away.

What do you think so far? Any surprises?


THG

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Angelina Jolie: (Not) Expecting Baby No. 7!!!

No. Way.

Having just gotten married** to Brad Pitt, we knew Angelina Jolie would be yearning for another child. But we never expected it would happen so soon.

It's official, apparently. In Touch hath declared that the seventh child of the celebrity world's golden couple is on the way. At some point. Possibly.

Congratulations!!!!

Baby No. 7, Baby!
LUCKY 7: Hey, at least they didn't say she's pregnant. Claiming Brangelina "set a date" to bring home their next child leaves things much more open-ended.

 Angelina Jolie: (Not) Expecting Baby No. 7!!!

While it's true that Brangelina did visit Namibia recently, it's doubtful they made any plans to adopt yet another child. They have their hands full with six.

Plus, this magazine will likely say they're splitting up or that Brad nailed Jen by next week. Zero credibility. Lots of humorous value, but no credibility.


THG

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Angelina Jolie on Tatler Russia January 2011 Issue

Angelina Jolie looks stunning in these shots from Tatler Russia’s January 2011 issue. The 35-year-old actress, who is featured in a feathered ensemble, recently opened up to Larry King about the possibility of having more children.

When asked by MTV whether she prefers Lady Gaga or Kanye West, Angelina couldn’t give an answer and had to say “ask my kids!”

She also said that while fans on the internet would like to see her play Catwoman in the upcoming Batman flick, she doesn’t know anything about the project.